i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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