I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think your dad took our porno
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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