dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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