So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
