Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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