i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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