The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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