Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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