I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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