my sisters under your porch take her home
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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