Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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