so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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