you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
