have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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