i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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