I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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