I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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