I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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