How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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