the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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