only you would photoshop your dick
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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