STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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