Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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