why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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