I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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