I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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