yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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