I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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