Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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