I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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