Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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