saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Farmville is her only friend.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
