What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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