it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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