I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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