Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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