so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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