I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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