Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I don't think brook has ever known best
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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