Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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