porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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