why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
