Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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