and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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