Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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