I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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