my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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