My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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