So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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