I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Liz is crying about burritos again.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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